Made in the UK by a Koi Hobbyist
Perfect for mounting beside your pond, fish room, or anywhere you want visitors to immediately understand your questionable taste in koi.
Weatherproof, heavyweight, and unapologetically niche, this plaque is ideal for koi keepers with a sense of humour and a soft spot for friendly, food-mad Chags. It’s the kind of sign that makes fellow hobbyists laugh… and non-koi people slowly back away.
✔ Solid polished granite
✔ Engraved design
✔ Outdoor ready, British weather approved
✔ Guaranteed to confuse normal people
✔ Guaranteed to impress koi people
Made in the UK by a Koi Hobbyist
Perfect for mounting beside your pond, fish room, or anywhere you want visitors to immediately understand your questionable taste in koi.
Weatherproof, heavyweight, and unapologetically niche, this plaque is ideal for koi keepers with a sense of humour and a soft spot for friendly, food-mad Chags. It’s the kind of sign that makes fellow hobbyists laugh… and non-koi people slowly back away.
✔ Solid polished granite
✔ Engraved design
✔ Outdoor ready, British weather approved
✔ Guaranteed to confuse normal people
✔ Guaranteed to impress koi people
